Comic Sans is the Best Font in the World

If ever a font deserved a song, it's Comic Sans.

Hala-hala Scandinavian Space Gelato

Hala-hala Scandinavian Space Gelato is the closest thing I can come up with to explain this. Extra points awarded to those that make it to the end.

Gee mister, I just can't seem to sever your artery all the way through

Actual scene from "Baby Take a Bow".

Ain't nobody got time fo' that!