In my next life I'd like to be a B-movie trailer copy writer. This stuff is brilliant.
"Between them they created a blood soaked reign of terror to stagger the imagination. The Astro Zombies are a STRANGE, WEIRD, unbelievable breed of living dead in human form. Their deranged transplanted brains could only lead them to…..MURDER.
Beating hearts and throbbing, living brains transplanted by a scientist who's motives are entirely dedicated to….EEEVILLL!"