The true meaning of Valentine's Day

Featuring Elvira as you've never seen her before.

Troll 2

I just saw this AMAZING movie. Truly amazing. It's not out on DVD, but it's available on Netflix instant watch. If you haven't seen it, you must do so now. Keep three things in mind when you see it. 1) There are no trolls in the movie. 2) It was filmed in Morgan, Utah. 3) It was voted worst movie of all time by IMDB and has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 0%.

Scary Mary

Another great re-editing of a classic.

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

The End...

Sleep tight.

Groovy

Continuing on the theme of Halloween I present to you a clip from one of the greatest movies OF ALL TIME!!!! Evil Dead II. Written and directed by Sam Raimi.

If you haven't seen it, we pick up shortly after Ash cuts off his own arm (you see it had recently become possessed).

The Astro-Zombies

In my next life I'd like to be a B-movie trailer copy writer. This stuff is brilliant.

"Between them they created a blood soaked reign of terror to stagger the imagination. The Astro Zombies are a STRANGE, WEIRD, unbelievable breed of living dead in human form. Their deranged transplanted brains could only lead them to…..MURDER.

Beating hearts and throbbing, living brains transplanted by a scientist who's motives are entirely dedicated to….EEEVILLL!"

Oh, Allen....Finally!

Warning! A wee bit gruesome and a wee bit inappropriate. But hey, comedy is dangerous right?

Scariest Image Ever

A bit of a warning. This is an extremely frightening image. This picture is not suitable for persons of a nervous disposition, children or the elderly. Caution is advised.

And remember....once you see something....you can never un-see it. I would suggest only looking for a brief moment then quickly close the window.

VIEW THE IMAGE

Cutting Right to the Heart of the Matter

I heard there was a lot of tension on the deck.

Not Whitney Houston . . .

. . . good impression though.

Watch This and You Will Die in Seven Days

"I created you! Stop it!"

Check out this awesome use of CGI in the movie "Attack of the Sabertooth".

What it takes to get on the naughty list

Their souls make his tummy happy

"Want a child-friendly way to introduce your little one to the traditions of the Old Cult? Meet little Cthulhu, who lives in the magic city of R'lyeh with all his friends"

If guns had keyboards

If I May Inquire

What is worse than Keanu Reeve's acting? His British accent.

Any Time of the Day

Now this is what I call literature!

Baffled!

Now available from Netflix, this 1973 made-for-tv movie makes me wonder why we don't run in slow motion, or use more exclamation points in out titles, or have opening credits that last through the first commercial break! Doesn't it sound awesome!

When race car driver Tom Kovack (Leonard Nimoy) has a vision during a race, he crashes and nearly dies. But after hearing him talk about his experience on television, parapsychology dabbler Michele Brent (Susan Hampshire) believes that his visions are actually premonitions. Now she must persuade him to travel abroad to England and help the victims he's "seen" in this intriguing psychological thriller.